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Fishing Demotivational Poster

FISHING - A great hobby. Just don't let your wife meet your fishing buddies.

TAGS: fishing buddies i love em
Rating: 4.17/5

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mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:44 pm
is this a g** test? lol
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:43 pm
... the origin of the fish smell
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:37 pm


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm

GIVE A MAN A FISH, AND HE WILL EAT FOR A DAY - Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

TAGS: fishing
Rating: 4.44/5

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rerun - January 11, 2013, 8:30 pm

make it into a poster
Krazeek - January 11, 2013, 4:37 pm
Nice one, but I prefer: "Build a man a fire and you warm him for a few hours. Set him on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life."

IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!

MILF - Man I Love Fishing

TAGS: **** man i love fishing
Rating: 4.82/5

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c0okydough - July 7, 2011, 9:44 am
she certainly is...
Reality Lord - July 4, 2011, 2:12 pm



TAGS: god fishing lie swear big
Rating: 4.23/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:14 pm
but the you let it go and off it went with your cr5ss
jig - January 28, 2012, 12:10 pm
Finally explained

SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?

TAGS: japan toilet sign fishing lure
Rating: 4.52/5

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Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 3:52 pm
Those toilets probably smell of bass anyways.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:32 am
I almost wet my pants...i dont see that one crossed off so it must be ok
champ99 - June 9, 2011, 3:30 pm
Or sewer Bass perhaps?
MilDoc - June 9, 2011, 12:36 pm
Maybe he's fishing for crappie? Just a thought....

WOMAN WISDOM - How to get rid of your husband on week ends.

TAGS: woman man fish fishing week end
Rating: 4.47/5

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thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:48 pm
sorry just wanted to tell people to be nice, too :)
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:44 am
…and steve, check out suzie’s last poster (back in Feb)….rather ironic
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:36 am
thesun seems a tad bot-like…several fractured, non-beating heart (I have no brain) comments like this in a row…..admin? the hammer please
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 11:02 pm
Then again...you may prefer posters on Motitwist...they are positive messages...this site is called demotivational for a reason...and telling 70000 posters to be nice and wholesome will be time consuming for you...or you could TiVO Seventh Heaven...
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 10:32 pm
Remember that Simpson's episode where the Native American Indian is told not to turn around when he's sees a tossed bit of litter? But he ignores the advice and ends up going ballistic? My advice...don't turn around...
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
please let's be respectful of and to God :) and nice :)

MEAN PEOPLE - We live life to the fullest

KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.

TAGS: ice fishing killer whales penguin assignment
Rating: 4.22/5

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fasteddie - July 28, 2010, 3:41 pm
I hear Penguin tastes just like chicken......


I LOVE TO FISH - It's a chance to get away from it all, get in touch with nature and relax!

TAGS: fishing river crowded
Rating: 4.55/5

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MilDoc - April 21, 2011, 2:34 pm
Very nice use of the ph**o, B-man! 5 Trouts
Master - April 21, 2011, 1:49 pm
I would think "get away from it" means farther than twenty centimeters, but that is just My attitude... I think.


TAGS: patience days fishing fails wins
Rating: 4.87/5

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lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 10:14 pm

Fishing all day is a BAD thing? Sigh...
GaryO - March 13, 2012, 8:29 am
nice vice...very nice



TAGS: ice fishing bored
Rating: 4.5/5

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sfam - July 7, 2011, 10:19 pm
Now I see it. Thanks, spacedog
duxrus - July 7, 2011, 6:53 pm
I once got talked into going ice fishing when I was in high school. The only thing good about the experience was the bottle of Yukon Jack that was brought along. That was a LLLoooong time ago. I never went again and don't intend to. Cheers.
spacedog - July 7, 2011, 5:40 pm
Of course the bucket could be sitting on the roof of his pick-up and he's trying to hook his beer through the window...
spacedog - July 7, 2011, 5:38 pm
He's sitting on the bucket that will carry his fish. Once it doesn't have anymore beer in it anyway.
sfam - July 7, 2011, 2:59 pm
If that's ice then why is he waist deep?
crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:38 pm
however, just like regular fishing, it's still pretty easy to fall out of the boat, so be careful everyone. =)
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:29 pm
A lot like regular fishing, but your beer is colder.

ICE FISHING - Don't tell me I'm doing it wrong It's the right way when I can use my own finger for bait after one hour fishing

URGH! - I hate people who have a constant need for approval. If you agree, give me 5 lions.

TAGS: fishing for lions
Rating: 3.63/5

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Derek - June 13, 2011, 7:13 pm
Pretty clever :-)
Sho - June 12, 2011, 9:43 pm
I don't know about this...

SPORT FISHING HAWAIIAN STYLE - Bass Masters is for wimps!


TAGS: fishing dark humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - November 6, 2013, 7:56 am

Another Fish -

ICE FISHING - Did I tell you about the time I caught crabs Ice Fishing? But enough about your mother...

TAGS: ice fishing deadliest catch crabs
Rating: 4.58/5

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whatukno - July 29, 2010, 12:37 am
Thank you, thank you very much :)
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 7:06 pm
Nice one. 5L

OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE, - Osama saw his shot at 72 virgins being delivered by courier. He's still fishing for the virgins.

SWEDISH FISH - Its always the little ones, that snap first.

FISHING - dude... somebody told me Spongebob lives here


HHT #1 -


TAGS: youthful memory fishing forever ***eworm
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - June 3, 2012, 2:44 pm
HAH! Good one, nice doggy


TAGS: fishing and standing on shore
Rating: 4.79/5

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falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 12:04 pm
What wreck is this?


Shark Fishing -

EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS - Never mind the one that got away. You should of seen the damn bait we had to use!

TAGS: fishing biggest texas
Rating: 4.43/5

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steve1961 - August 9, 2012, 1:52 pm
Oh cool...a Canadian inch worm...how did get so far south?
SethMythrax - August 9, 2012, 1:35 pm
Id like to see Bear Grylls from Man Vs Wild eat that......

BRIBERY - Never give up the best catch ever. You can always get another wife.

AND ONE GIRL - She came back with a big red snapper.

TAGS: let s go fishing
Rating: 4/5

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LogicDude - February 3, 2010, 8:44 am
Hilarious!!! 5 fishy Lions!


TAGS: fine line fishing idiot
Rating: 3.61/5

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agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 9:57 pm
LMAO! I think MO is working on some latent urges.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:57 pm
*"golf" (not gold???)
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:56 pm
Dammit MO, I was talkin' to aggiford.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:56 pm
That'd be like zappin' fish in a barrel ... which would be the OTHER "gold" of cruelty sports. Only the willing victim would not be nearly as mentally agile.
MO - July 28, 2009, 9:54 pm
Don't taze me bro!!! zzzzzz *snickers*
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 9:53 pm
Me next, me next!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:51 pm
By "hoser" I'll a**ume you mean "tazer" ... hey, look! Behind you!
MO - July 28, 2009, 9:44 pm
No way hoser! Take off eh!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:43 pm
Hey MO ... hold still, bro.
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 9:31 pm
Funny, but I like.... oh, fine.
MO - July 28, 2009, 9:29 pm
Get that tazer delivered yet, Sean?
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:27 pm
No line at all. Fishing is the "golf" of recreational cruelty.
Ed-Hyde - July 28, 2009, 10:34 am
Standing on the beach . . . listening to the wife . . . standing on the beach . . . Gotta go with standing on the beach.
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 9:32 am
i like this one.done it lots
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:43 am
Hooks snag on chicken wire.
RONSART - July 28, 2009, 1:33 am
Thx Mr. TrashHeap...nope never made one...have be a**igned some in the bottom of mine...but just there because of this last re-adjustment...so staying quiet...lol...sure others of mine are lost, but can,t find yet...lol Tunnels Suck...Reposts Suck...etc.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:56 am
5L Ron. Ypo are the f***in master. So in over 1000 posters have you made a single tunnel?
MO - July 27, 2009, 8:03 pm
Mines got two slap chops!!! She'll hook us up!!! (and a purdy mean right hook)
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:59 pm
Duuuuude!!! Dude?
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:57 pm
I'll have my girl make sammiches. Dudes shouldn't make sammiches for other dudes.
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:52 pm
No h***er! YOU bring samichez, I bring Becks.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:50 pm
Fishing mit da tuna fish? I'm partial to chicken or (shaddup) pizza... when I fish, I.... wait.... is another dude offering to make sammiches for me? Ummmmm...
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:46 pm
You don't like Becks...light, but I'd buy you some motor oil. You bring tuna fish samichez.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:31 pm
(bring beer)
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:14 pm
If it was easy, they'd call it catching....just saying.

ICE FISHING - The sport has lost it's appeal since quantity restrictions were lifted.

TAGS: ice fishing
Rating: 3.36/5

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BuZZbomb - September 18, 2009, 8:48 pm
WHOO HOO!! Thanks for the compliments everyone!
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 10:52 am
Nice one BuZZbomb.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 12:18 am
Droll. Very. 5ish.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 12:14 am
I knew there was something in this one that called to me.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 12:10 am
8am: The pub is buzzing as they prepare Mooooo's first whiskey on the rocks.

HOLY MACKEREL - "Thar she blows, Matey."

TAGS: fishing seasick barf
Rating: 2.38/5

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boston - August 4, 2012, 1:25 pm

Catch and Release -

TAGS: catch release fishing late
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:50 pm

F i s h i n g s t o r i e s -

TAGS: fishing stories sabotage seems fishy to me silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 25, 2013, 9:33 am
Well, now….wunner who the weird uncle might be…….note to self; put clothes back on when Motifaking.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2013, 11:07 pm
Am I the son?...I wanna be the son, those old guys are weird...
Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 10:01 pm
Praise from rerun, Moo+ and GaryO... that's like the father, son and weird uncle of the Moti-Network. Thanks guys, glad you like it.
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 9:16 pm
Presto. Motifaketastic!
rerun - September 23, 2013, 7:42 pm

This is what it is all about.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2013, 5:47 pm
Very cool. 5L

Go Eat Worms -

TAGS: chicken fishing torment
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 12:54 am

sniff...sob...I can so relate to this!~
GaryO - June 24, 2013, 8:56 pm
Gotta Fave this, the 5 is automatic
MissPriss - June 24, 2013, 9:49 am
Aww Greeny (sniffle) who would ever of thought(dab, dab) you(sob)loved chicken! That and you have a sensitive side...5L for the revealing creation.
spacedog - June 24, 2013, 12:20 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 23, 2013, 9:22 pm
5 empty nests.


Fishing -

Aquarium -

Fishing -

TAGS: fishing rod man kitten boat
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 11:00 pm

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2014, 11:00 pm
tell that to the plankton.

Fishing Obsession -

Fishermen -

TAGS: fishing water stick sunset
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 19, 2014, 9:15 am
Purdy funny stuff here, Ashson. 5L

Manitoba Fishermen -

Female Logic -

patience -


TAGS: fishing lonely love widower lake
Rating: 4.53/5

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Sean - July 13, 2010, 1:56 pm
FREEDOM's just another word for ... thank God I used chicken wire. Take a bow, aggy.
Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 10:46 pm
Amazazing, but whats new from the mexican that smells like burnt electrical circuits and tacos? Any less and i would think he was sober?
spacedog - July 12, 2010, 10:11 pm
Beautiful...*wipes a tear

YOINK! - Quick Fred! Grab the... never mind. #@*%. What are we still doing here? Why did I listen to you? Ice fishing... bah!

TRAFFIC - It scares away the fish


TAGS: unless you are fishing for pokemon
Rating: 4.25/5

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Anything - June 12, 2010, 6:23 pm
Anything - June 12, 2010, 6:22 pm
Thanks aggy. I just woke up in the morning with a brilliant idea of ripping of a certain joke.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:25 am
Solid 9L material.


TAGS: japan fishing radiation
Rating: 4.18/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:16 am
mmmmm Flounder

FISHING - since when is it wrong to fish in toilets!?

TAGS: fishing toilet wtf
Rating: 4/5

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l33tm4st3r - July 24, 2012, 3:27 pm
nice catch i didn't see that
noiretnopal - June 28, 2012, 12:08 am
oh and you can see his wiener in the top right graph

Ferrets -

TAGS: ferret fishing
Rating: 3.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 11:38 am
I l5ve ferrets. I hate that here in California one can't own a ferret without a wildlife license... because some kid's face was chewed off. That was negligence on the parents' part. It's not the ferret's fault that children taste so juicy sweet. 5L

FISHING OFF A CLIFF - Because beaches and River Banks are for the unadventurous.


ICE FISHING - A nice time to spend with your kids and beer (even better without the kids)

TAGS: ice fishing
Rating: 3.13/5

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DOUBLE MEANINGS - Honey, I'm going fishing and I'm not coming home until I catch something

TAGS: fishing trash bangladesh
Rating: 3.11/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 1:08 pm
Pilot test of Obama care.
Ding - January 26, 2011, 12:58 pm
I think dysentry is favourable to what else she might find in there...
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 12:31 pm
Like a bit of dysentery?


TAGS: ice fishing beer
Rating: 2.91/5

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CANADA - August 20, 2009, 3:13 pm
beer,fishing,and girls.whats not to like?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 6:31 pm
Me likey....5 Lions.

ALL THE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE - and you want to go fishing? "yes..."

FLY FISHING BY J.R. HARTLEY - a book damn hard to find

TAGS: fly fishing j r hartley jr rnr
Rating: 2/5

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Redneck Slayer - November 11, 2008, 7:06 pm
L.L. Beans has it.

FISHING - some do it differently than others

TAGS: fishing animals grandma common
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 1:44 am

Mistakes -

TAGS: attack fishing ocean water fish
Rating: 1.75/5

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Rated RKO - July 29, 2008, 2:52 pm
Ph**oShop, gotta love it.
TShirtHell - July 9, 2008, 7:31 am
GAME DAY: More like Game Over.

HOLY CRAP - Carl's JR.


TAGS: no fishing
Rating: 1.1/5

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agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
Is this a PSA? Why not just go with "No need to add words"? Same effect.

Look the Part -

TAGS: smart phones fishing wright quote
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 8, 2015, 6:54 pm
5Long months sitting for a portrait and not even a nibble
GaryO - July 7, 2015, 9:12 pm
there's more to this than I'm seein'...dang scotch...don't tell me